Creative Writing Exercise

I can take NO credit for this whatsoever. It was sent to me over a year ago & I found it awfully funny.

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay
containing the following elements:

1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

The prizewinner wrote:

"My God," said the queen. "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it."

Cheers,
Elizabeth