So, I think to keep it real, I'm going to write a limerick for each week The Major is deployed.
Here we go!
The first week from the airport you left
You committed a typical deployment type theft
You stole my heart
And that was the start
Of our romance across half-a-world's cleft
The vacuum belt burned and it broke
The fridge ice maker is a complete joke
After a box of Lucky Charms
And setting off our alarms
I ran to the bath for a soak
I wonder what next Friday will bring!